Dear Cal State Northridge Student

Oh, I'm sorry, where did you go to school?



Again, I'm sorry. It's just unclear to me where you went to school.



Oh. That's where you went to school.



Thanks for clearing that up.

While I appreciate your pride in having attended the 81st-best "Regional University - West" according to U.S. News & World Report (tied with the University of Central Oklahoma in Edmond, OK), one rear-window decal would have sufficed.

Sincerely,
Dear Crabby