Dear Secretary Clinton:
I applaud you on not only your recent trip to Myanmar, but also your newly grown-out hairdo. How, however, awkward was this:
"Why yes, Daw Aung San Suu Kyi, it DOES look a little like your outfit, doesn't it? I mean, this just happened to be the pants suit, barrette and earrings I pulled out of my suitcase... What's that? Well, now that you mention it, I guess it's a little Oriental looking... No, of course I'm not trying to patronize you! I just thought, y'know... when in Burma... ha! Ha. Whoops."
Sincerely,
Dear Crabby